your love will be safe with me.

So, people I went to school with are married and having babies and I’m not even adult enough...

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:17:06 -0400

So, people I went to school with are married and having babies

and I’m not even adult enough to know by now that watching Criminal Minds before bedtime is a bad idea

yelyahwilliams: ryanrussell: thedailywhat: Heartwarming...

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:02:40 -0400

ryanrussell:

thedailywhat:

Heartwarming Tearjerker of the Day: Moore Tornado Survivor Finds Her Dog in Rubble

This morning, Moore, Oklahoma resident Barbara Garcia was in the middle of an interview with CBS News about losing her home and her beloved companion dog to the deadly tornado, when something miraculous unfolded right in front of them and the viewers at home (starting at 1:32). Just try not to tear up.

If you don’t tear up you have no heart.

Ahhhhh

I can’t even imagine. I know I would just collapse to the ground wailing and holding my dog.

thebluthcompany: cinematicshit: I love Arrested Development but I have no love for its crazy fans...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:57:11 -0400

thebluthcompany:

cinematicshit:

I love Arrested Development but I have no love for its crazy fans who quote everything even the lines that are not that funny and talk about it all the time and make all their Facebook cover photos into screenshots from the show.

fishingboatproceeds: bbc-bestbromancecompany: Nerdfighter...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:55:36 -0400

fishingboatproceeds:

bbc-bestbromancecompany:

Nerdfighter Benedict? Or just failed Vulcan?

As far as I can tell, there are eight possibilities here. (I’ve spent a fair bit of time thinking about this.)

1. Benedict Cumberbatch is a hardcore nerdfighter and when Martin Freeman threw up a gang sign, Cumberbatch was like, “I have one of those.”

2. Cumberbatch, who obviously has a relationship with Star Trek, just naturally changed the Vulcan sign (pulling in the thumbs, turning the palms inward, crossing the arms) in precisely the same way that I happened to change the Vulcan sign when I first made the nerdfighter sign in the halcyon days of 2007.

3. One of the interns on set who has gained the trust of Benedict Cumberbatch was like, “If you do your hands like this, the Internet will get really excited.” And so he did.

4. BBC, in their infinite wisdom, staged the entire photo and Cumberbatch was taught the nerdfighter sign (I MEAN LOOK AT THE PERFECTION OF HIS NERDFIGHTER SIGN! He seems so comfortable and confident in it, almost as if it is muscle memory, almost as if he has flashed it to his laptop screen on hundreds of occasions in the past, but I digress) and this photograph was staged to get people psyched for Sherlock, although what tiny segment of nerdfighteria is not already psyched for Sherlock? Also, if this is the case, who is Martin Freeman trying to advertise to? Residents of the West Side?

5. Benedict Cumberbatch has a relative or a friend who is a nerdfighter and so he is passingly familiar with nerdfighteria and liked what he has seen and wanted to make us all very happy.

6. The nerdfighter sign also happens to be the hand sign of some obscure English gang with which I am unfamiliar called like The East London Wanderers or The Slightly Intimidating Liverpudlians or whatever.

7. Nerdfighteria actually figures in the plot of the new season of Sherlock. Perhaps a nerdfighter has been (wrongly no doubt!) accused of a murder.

8. Benedict Cumberbatch was playing some kind of British version of Rock Paper Scissors against two invisible opponents, and he went double scissors (as any smart person would).

NIALL: -drops his tea-LOUIS: Oh, for God’s sake, Niall!NIALL:...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:53:59 -0400

NIALL: -drops his tea-
LOUIS: Oh, for God’s sake, Niall!
NIALL: AAAARGH!!
HARRY: For the benefit of the radio, Niall just dropped his tea.

pleasestopbeingsad: Street harassment is not a compliment.

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:23:08 -0400

pleasestopbeingsad:

Street harassment is not a compliment.

yelyahwilliams: albinwonderland: I was standing in the bathroom with my 8-year-old niece and she...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:22:14 -0400

yelyahwilliams:

albinwonderland:

I was standing in the bathroom with my 8-year-old niece and she saw me adjusting my top and said, completely serious and curious,

“Why do you want to look good?”

it took me aback for a moment.

“Sometimes because I want to. Sometimes because I feel like I should.”

“That’s silly. See, I have sap all over my hands?” she showed me her hands, “and see I don’t even care! Because it doesn’t matter. Sap happens.”

Love this! How quickly we grow up and lose perspective.

“Sap happens” is a great life motto.

canihaveahiddlestonplease: So I tweeted Tesco…

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:17:42 -0400

canihaveahiddlestonplease:

So I tweeted Tesco…

"The Oxford English Dictionary accepts both pronunciations. They are wrong. It is a soft ‘G,’..."

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:11:18 -0400

“The Oxford English Dictionary accepts both pronunciations. They are wrong. It is a soft ‘G,’ pronounced ‘jif.’ End of story.”

- Steve Wilhite, the creator of the GIF, chiming in on the pronunciation of the word. (As everyone knows, choosy memes choose “jif.”) Wilhite, a former CompuServe employee, created the format in 1987 and is to receive an award for his creation tonight. (via shortformblog)

allthingshyper: amy-face: S C R E A M I N G oh my god.

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:52:32 -0400

allthingshyper:

amy-face:

S C R E A M I N G

oh my god.

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:49:21 -0400

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Tue, 21 May 2013 17:50:49 -0400

suicideblonde: Only Lovers Left Alive press kit Tilda Swinton...

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:32:51 -0400

suicideblonde:

Only Lovers Left Alive press kit

Tilda Swinton and Tom Hiddleston as vampires as directed by Jim Jarmusch!

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:47:11 -0400

beeishappy: Stephen Colbert salutes UVA’s Class of...

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:17:47 -0400

beeishappy:

Stephen Colbert salutes UVA’s Class of 2013 Followed by this.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 00:15:14 -0400

hipster-rawry: @mitchroutman got the most darling photo of...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:34:26 -0400

hipster-rawry:

@mitchroutman got the most darling photo of @tattyburvil and #mattsmith reuniting! #doctorwho love (x)

Be Our Guest Restaurant had a cancellation….. and I cried....

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:18:48 -0400

Be Our Guest Restaurant had a cancellation….. and I cried. Perfect end to our trip.

No one stands Missa up like Gaston.

Wed, 15 May 2013 16:28:13 -0400

No one stands Missa up like Gaston.

Why We Love Tom Hiddleston So Much

Tue, 14 May 2013 01:41:24 -0400

Why We Love Tom Hiddleston So Much:

The most important thing Buzzfeed has covered. Ever.